The Suckling of the American People
I often find myself out of sync with modern life. I don’t watch regular TV anymore, so when I pick up People Magazine, I don’t know who half the featured celebrities are. I’m fine with that. I’m content.
Another way that I am out of step is that I refuse to suckle, like the rest of America. What am I talking about?? Have you bought a water container lately? I have tried. But I couldn’t buy a bottle or cup without a sucking function–a straw or sport cap. I refuse to suck; I want to sip. Or gulp, not suck.