We know you’re in your pajamas. We’re not fooled. We don’t care if your baby is new born and you are just stepping out for coffee. It’s not okay to be out in your jammies.
We don’t care if you are 6 or 16 or 36; you shouldn’t wear pjs in public. It’s just not cool. Don’t walk the dog in them. Don’t go for coffee in them. Don’t, oh please don’t, get on a plane in them. Look it up—pajamas are for sleeping and lounging, not for public consumption.
And don’t think we didn’t notice—‘cause we did.